Tarantula care guides: “Your spider will get all her moisture from her food and will never be seen drinking water, but it’s important to provide a water dish for humidity.”
Petunia, who knows no laws of man: [face down in her bowl guzzling water like a goddamn camel]
I love how conspicuous his walk is. No one walks like that irl, but it’s how Crowley thinks Cool People walk, so it’s how he decided to walk. Fuckin’ nerd.
Six thousand years and this snake has never gotten used to having legs.